Wednesday 13 April 2011

A story that I wrote last night

We have three puppies. They have already saved someones life and stopped a bank robbery. There mum is wonder dog, and nobody knows who the dad is except for ******. Last week Hello kitty stole the jem that kept everythings powers under control. The jem had been made by the strongest magic possible and was not going to lose its power for seven days, but to stop it, they had to place it between the roots of the sacred cave tree.

Day 1: The dogs were hot on Hello kittys trail when she sidestepped America and ran into Mexico. The dogs now planned to ambush her and throw nachos to distract her, then trap Hello kitty in a hole they dug earlier. But it didn't work...

Day 4: No closer to reaching there goal, the dogs tried to find out why Hello kitty wanted havoc to destroy Earth.
The answer is this: she wanted to be the world worst villan (as in really evil) and she hadn't thought the plan through.

Day 6: The team was closing in. They had just arrived in Australia, and called the dog-aroos (no relations to kangaroos) to help. But what they didn't Know was that Hello kitty had organized the cat-arangs to stop the dog-aroos. While the two groups were fighting, Hello kitty left for New Zealand.

Day 7: For some reason Hello kitty was actually going back to the home of the cave tree. The next hours were crazy, except I have to go to bed soon and can't continue typing/writing for long, so when the dogs caught up to Hello kitty they had an epic karate fight. The middle puppy bit her on the ankle, and the jem fell through the roots of the cave tree and landed in exactly the right place.

                                                                 THE END

Tuesday 12 April 2011

the 3 little pigs

Ten years ago, there lived 3 little pigs, named Bob1, Bob 2 and Bob 3. They stayed at there parents, Bobbette and Bobby. One day Bob 2 said "I'm leaving to find a new house, because this one's to small for all of us" And Bob 3 agreed, so the next morning they left. You might be wondering why Bob 1 didn't go with them. Its because he was a wimp and was scared. The news of the 2 pigs leaving spread like wildfire with petrol...
The strange animal that lived at the end of the road offered both of them a million dollar house for free, so like something really dumb, they took the deal...
What they didn't know was that the animal who gave them the house was actually a wolf, and he wanted pork chops for dinner. His plan was this: sneak into the garden shed and wait for them to come (even if it took 3 years) ( which it did) then eat them whole...
this plan never worked because the pigs never went to the garden shed.
                                                                          THE END

another made up story

once, very long ago, there lived a piece of cheese. i don't know what that will have to do with the story, but who really cares. the piece of cheese was going moldy, so the person that owned it fed it to the pig.
this story will be about the pig and a duck, maybe...
One day the pond froze over and the duck couldn't work out how the pond had frozen so he went around asking all the animals that spoke duckese. Nobody knew, so in the end he had wasted a whole day, and needed to go back to his nest. The next morning a pig came and tried to drink from the pond, but she slipped on the ice and twirled over the cold surface of the ice and hit the duck on the head and knocked him out. Then the farmer came and healed them from hurting themselves again.
                                                                          THE END

                                                                              

Monday 11 April 2011

the 2nd part of my story

The ray gun had hit a frying pan, and since it wasn't a living thing it changed into a humongous frying pan monster...
And it set out to destroy what he/she hated most, pots. First it went to the kitchen store, but there were only ovens and fridges. That made him/her really mad so he broke them anyway.
He/she went all over the globe to try and find some but no, there were none, because the giant mushroom had known what would happen so he had gone and STOLE all the pots from the world and hid them on Pluto.
The monster (being really dumb) went around the world again and again and so on, that had given the humans enough time to make a massive welding torch...
He/she moonwalked  into Japan and got completely melted by the welding torch.


                                                                        THE END

my made-on-the-spot story

Once upon a time lived a giant mushroom. It (since it wasn't a girl or boy) was very hungry so it ordered some rice balls with lemon sauce. The rice balls arrived at 5:31pm and had started to go cold, the mushroom got very angry so he (I'm going to call it a he) got out his heat-ray-that-makes-rice-balls-with-lemon-sauce-hot gun and zapped them, but he missed...

Oh no!!! the H.R.T.M.R.B.W.L.S.H. (from now on I'm calling it the zappy thing) gun could only be fired once every day, and if it missed the ray would transform whatever it hit into a cute fluffy puppy, or a horrible monster that destroys every thing it can...

I have to get off the computer now, but it will continue, maybe...

Sunday 10 April 2011

1st post!

hi everybody
if your reading this then somehow you found out about my blog, please tell me how, by commenting.
sorry if there's not much stuff on my blog but i have just started.